OMFG!!! MotoGP 15......Worst controller input in history!!!!

[doubledragoncc]

Sorry but gotta post this guys...............

Just did my first test in MotoGP 15 and guess wot? It FUCKIN SUCKS!.....................

In MotoGP13 a direct input device is okay as such but not perfect(Milestone Product), but with practice okay.......................................So along comes MotoGP 14, its newer so its gotta be better right.......................WRONG its worse.....WTF, why make something worse?, I dont get it, If I buy a burger that tastes good I go back, but if the next is shit, and I try another and thats shit, why would I want to eat more shit? I dont, but it seems that Milestone thinks I will, so they fed us shit and not another sorta good burger. It dont end there................... They know we/you ( not me I dont buy shit ) all buy shit now, so what do they do? they make the shit even shitier, they add a touch of shite here, some shit there and a we bit of fuckin shit for good measure and know, people will be mugs enough to buy this new shit. ......................

I mean, do they have a herds of cows working as programmers?................................ because all the controller input coding is coming straight out of their asses...........AND it aint lil old blobs of it, its enough to make a full size model of Mount Everest!

In Ride, there is this big, Mick Jagger Mouth size hole in the center of the steering......................................Its learnable, sorta kinda, but still ruins what could actually be a fun game(DONT start with the "iiiiiiiiiiiits a sim shit here), but the controller input ruins it.

NOW MotoGP 15..................................... excuse me while I pick myself up of the floor Ive been rollin on in hysterical laughter, tears and peein myself..................

ITS WORSE!

Its got a deadzone the size of the frickin Titanic.........................with her sister ship next to her! I mean this steering hole is BIG.............WTF! Even GP500 from the 90's has FAR better controller input coding. What on earth do Milestone think this year is 1600 where we still ride horse and carts, because thats the speed of there controller input coding!

Dont reply with "yeah but its okay with a gamepad" I dont give a flyin rats ass about a gamepad, I want real controls, I got them and they work on most games and sims, just the steering, throttle and brake controller inputs in Milestone games are dampened for gamepad use ONLY! You cant even adjust deadzone, linearity or jack shit!

Bartender give me another bottle of Jacky I need to get drunk, ridin in MotoGP 15 is worse than havin me bike nicked!

ALL PRAISE PIBOSO...............................The GOD of bike sims

If I ever get to the doorstep of the Milestone HQ, I promise I will give them as much as they have given me and all the bike sim fans of this world.............

And it will be right in the middle of their doorstep.......................................after I had a good curry and lots of beer!

Just saying

Y'all have a great day now

DD

[CapeDoctor]

good to see i'm not the only one who's found Milestone's releases to be getting progressively worse, lol
as if covering it all up with pretty bling-bling graphics will make us forgive the fact that the core game is farked.....
oh well.... 
as you so rightly put it - 

ALL PRAISE PIBOSO...............................The GOD of bike sims

thank goodness there is still someone who believes in the core fundamentals of a genuine experience.
Dev groups like Milestone can come and go, I'd rather spend my cash on the real deal any day.
on the bright side, your post has saved me throwing more money at yet another, shite-ier burger, lol 

[doubledragoncc]

The ONLY game I payed for from MS is RIDE but I have a good reason the rest I kinda borrow..................... oh bite me

DD

[Hawk]

I'm sure the programmers are as frustrated as you are DD..... Just to say that the programmers can only programme what the company want(hence the reason Piboso probably works for himself producing great Indie products), so I guess it's just a case of Milestone producing their usual crap full of their usual eye-candy and popular team license advantages suckering people into buying a crap product as usual.

If anyones to really blame for Milestones products it got to be people who buy their second rate rubbish.... If people continue to buy then Milestone will continue to produce what they sell, and it seems that people want the rubbish Milestone produce. So stop buying it guys.... it's the only way to get what you really want(this advice will fall on dumbo deaf ears I know.) 

Hawk.

[doubledragoncc]

Thats cool H, that means I DONT encourage them as I dont buy their shit burgers lol

DD

[BOBR6 84]

But, but.. Its ok with a game pad!  I guess that is the target audience afterall.. Its up to you to make your custom controller work with it DD..

Ask milestone for some info or advice.. They good at replying to customers mehhehe 

[doubledragoncc]

BOBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP if I did not know you I would have to kill you.............lol

Milestone reply......................ROFLMFAPIMPARFU!................figure that one out

Its the coding so hard to sort. My system works 100% with ANY program that is written for generic windows input devices, thats most, just not Milestone. I wish I could find someone who could PATCH Milestone games, that would be a winner. In MS games even the frame rate USED to effect controller input but with MotoGP 15 even reducing all to low is shit, shit and you guessed it shit.

I an trying everything I know but its dang hard to not just hit the bottle and jump in front of a train tryin!

Oh woteva lol

DD

[BOBR6 84]

Lol, dont know anything about coding but the fact the same bugs are in every bloody game they make.. I wouldnt bother lol